The UFO Files Contained 162 Documents, 41 Minutes Of Video, Cold War Saucers, A Syrian Orange Blob, And Absolutely No Aliens. The Internet Has Decided This Is A Cover-Up. (PART II)

 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND ANDROMEDA — On May 8, 2026, the United States Department of War — which is, to reiterate, what the Pentagon is called now — released 162 never-before-seen files on UFOs, UAPs, and Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, hosted on a dramatically designed website with white typewriter font on a black background, because the aesthetic of alien conspiracy and the aesthetic of a 2003 thriller film have always been indistinguishable. [Read Part 1 HERE]

The files contained approximately 41 minutes of video. Cold War reports of rotating saucers. A football near Japan. An orange blob over Syria that lasted two seconds. An FBI interview with a drone pilot who saw a "linear object" for five to ten seconds before it vanished. Three dots over the moon from Apollo 17. A Greek radar anomaly with 90-degree turns at 80 miles per hour.