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Hollywood Spencer Pratt From The Hills. That Spencer Pratt. He Is Serious. He Has Given An Interview. He Has Positions On Policy. The former reality TV villain who spent six seasons manufacturing drama on The Hills and once famously hoarded crystals in a mansion is now running for the nation's second-largest city on what appears to be a genuine platform. Los Angeles has seen stranger things. Mostly because Los Angeles is Los Angeles. By Box Office Betty , Satirz Entertainment & Governance Desk  |  May 11, 2026 LOS ANGELES — Spencer Pratt, who viewers of The Hills will remember as the man who made passive-aggression into an art form across six seasons of reality television between 2006 and 2010, who subsequently became famous for spending his MTV money on crystals and staging his own media disappearance, and who more recently has rehabilitated himself as a self-aware podcast personality and father — is running for Mayor of Los Angeles. He confirmed this in an exclusive inte...

  Hollywood Greenland 2: Migration opened to $8.4 million on a $90 million budget. Chris Pratt's Mercy made $41 million on $60 million. The Mandalorian & Grogu is tracking below $400 million. Hollywood's solution: more sequels, bigger budgets, identical strategy. By Box Office Betty , Satirz Entertainment Desk  |  May 11, 2026 LOS ANGELES — Greenland 2: Migration, the sequel to Greenland — a film that most audiences saw on VOD during the pandemic and then forgot — opened on January 9, 2026 to $8.4 million domestically against a production budget of $90 million. It has since made $18.1 million worldwide. This means Lionsgate spent $90 million to make $18 million, achieving a return rate of 20 cents on the dollar, which in any other industry would be called a catastrophic loss and in Hollywood is called "underperforming due to competitive marketplace dynamics." Meanwhile Chris Pratt's Mercy — in which a detective has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to an AI ju...

  SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND ANDROMEDA — On May 8, 2026, the United States Department of War — which is, to reiterate, what the Pentagon is called now — released 162 never-before-seen files on UFOs, UAPs, and Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, hosted on a dramatically designed website with white typewriter font on a black background, because the aesthetic of alien conspiracy and the aesthetic of a 2003 thriller film have always been indistinguishable. [Read Part 1 HERE ] The files contained approximately 41 minutes of video. Cold War reports of rotating saucers. A football near Japan. An orange blob over Syria that lasted two seconds. An FBI interview with a drone pilot who saw a "linear object" for five to ten seconds before it vanished. Three dots over the moon from Apollo 17. A Greek radar anomaly with 90-degree turns at 80 miles per hour.