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  Internet 🔴 Breaking Today The Internet Has Already Decided This Is The Next Pandemic. The CDC Has Asked Everyone To Calm Down. Nobody Is Calming Down. 8 cases. 3 deaths. 147 passengers across 23 countries. A rodent-borne virus from Antarctica somehow spreading on a luxury expedition ship. 17 Americans now in a federal quarantine unit in Omaha. The WHO says it's not COVID. The internet has already made a TikTok about it. By Chronically Online Correspondent   |  May 11, 2026 OMAHA, NEBRASKA — The MV Hondius, a Dutch-flagged expedition cruise ship that departed Ushuaia, Argentina on April 1, 2026 and traveled to Antarctica, South Georgia Island, Tristan da Cunha, Saint Helena, and Ascension Island before docking in the Canary Islands yesterday, has delivered 17 American passengers to Nebraska's National Quarantine Unit — the only federally funded quarantine facility in the United States, which has previously handled Ebola patients in 2014 and Diamond Princess COVID ...

  Internet X (formerly Twitter) continues its long, documented journey away from advertising revenue and toward a subscription model that has 1.3 million paid subscribers in a world of 8 billion people. Musk's response to every quarterly decline is to personally post 47 times that day. It is not clear this helps. It is clear he enjoys it. By Chronically Online Correspondent   |  May 11, 2026  |  Internet THE INTERNET — Elon Musk bought Twitter in October 2022 for $44 billion. He renamed it X, fired most of the staff, reinstated banned accounts, alienated advertisers at a pace that industry analysts described as "historic," and began posting approximately 18 times per day himself — a workload that raises genuine questions about the bandwidth available for running Tesla, SpaceX, xAI, and the new SpaceX-xAI combined entity he merged for $1.25 trillion in February. X's advertising revenue has declined every quarter since the acquisition. Major brands — Apple, D...